I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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