Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Never underestimate the power of titties
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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