Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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