You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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