Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Randomize
