AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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