I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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