I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I need a beard to bite.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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