she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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