11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
