take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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