it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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