Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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