yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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