There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
