How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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