Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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