Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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