she was so not down for the gang bang
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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