She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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