so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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