So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
