Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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