You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize