They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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