You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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