Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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