btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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