found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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