don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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