Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We were destined to go to rehab together
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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