I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think people are normalizing furries
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
