we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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