one two three fourrrrnication!
People in love make me want to vomit
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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