let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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