whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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