i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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