We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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