your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Sorry my hands just texted you
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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