Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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