I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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