Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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