How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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