Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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