can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
