I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Shame - the story of my life.
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