its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I am one with the molecules
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Randomize
