girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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