I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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