The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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