Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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