found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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