Non-Jews are for practice
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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