she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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