True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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