i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
try to milk me bitch
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